nflstreet:

nflstreet:

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i would love to know what was so important that made valve release a 6 KB update for their game that’s old enough to buy beer

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two truths and a lie

sewerfight:

my friend was testing perfumes out at the store and she sniffed a bottle and anounced “ngl this bitch kind of sucks” The girl at the counter suddenly looked really sad, and my friend was like “I’m sorry, I wasn’t talking about you.” And the girl looked up and said “No don’t worry, I didn’t think that, but I just crushed a ladybug with my shoe” We both took a peak over the counter. she’d stepped on a red m&m

spockcoded:

media will make u go Wow i wish i was 15 again and then u will think wow what the hell fuck am i even saying. for gods sake No i dont

daisyrandonegf:

oh no! by marina is actually rhe best song ever made like i feel like im the worst so i always act like im the best if you are not very careful your possessions will possess you tv taught me how to feel now real life has no appeal SLAYED

annasvinyl:

I hear your voice over and over
Sitting on the beach of Dover
What is happening? Oh, dear
I keep wishing you were here

And I swear, I’m gonna lose it
If I keep playing your music
But what else is there to do?
Everywhere I look I just see you